A few wry notes on inheritances and wills ...
SHE: Do you love me just because my Daddy left me a fortune in his will?
HE: No. I'd love you whoever had left you the fortune.
One of the shortest wills ever written:
Being of sound mind, I spent all the money.
A woman left her husband becuase he had a will of his own ... and it wasn't made out to her!