During this crisis, we're all finding ourselves a bit short of cash. By way of example, the UK National Lottery has just announced a special draw to support RBS with a £5 m,illion prize fund ... if you win, you get £5 a year for a million years!
Walking through Waterloo the other day, I saw a couple of down-and-outs sitting with their hands held out for pennies.
I says, "I'll give £10 to whoever is the laziest of you."
The first says, "Give it to me then, as I am the laziest."
The second says, "Put it in my pocket."
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